If Cats Understood Money…

SHANDI B:
Shandi Beever asked…

If cats understood money, would female cats charge male cats to smell their bottoms?

 
REPLIES…

Miss Single:
Obviously.

Sally Grimm:
Probably about £50 per minute.

Ed Case:
Er… obviously not. Male cats would charge female cats for a bottom smelling service.

Gerald Fox:
Yep, fully agree Ed. A male cat would never pay a female cat for a smell of her bottom.

Kate Straddlejack:
And yet you offered me £2,500 for a smell of mine?…

Gerald Fox:
I’m not really sure what your point is.

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