Shandi Beever asked…
“If cats understood money, would female cats charge male cats to smell their bottoms?
Probably about £50 per minute.
Er… obviously not. Male cats would charge female cats for a bottom smelling service.
Yep, fully agree Ed. A male cat would never pay a female cat for a smell of her bottom.
And yet you offered me £2,500 for a smell of mine?…
I’m not really sure what your point is.
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